Attention all troops, today marks the day that we stop getting our sphincters busted open by our enemies!
Today we make our stand against whoever dares war against us.
We will make our mark in COC history, we will win, and we will succeed!
From now on it will be us hanging out of the back of OUR enemies. Balls deep and squealing like a pig as we smash their walls, ejaculating our STD ridden spunk all over their insides as we take down their town halls and laughing like the devils pet hyenas as we rape them of their 3 stars, NEVER will they dare challenge us again.
We are team British Army so let these fuckers know it!
Train hard, war hard, follow the fucking rules and remember, if we give it our all we can all one day be like the mighty Chopper.