New Tactics

Listen up scumbags. This war looks tougher than the last so we need to adopt a much tougher tactic.


As ‘master chief war advisor’, I have researched some of the world’s greatest war commanders in history and came up with this fail proof tactics which will smash these mother fuckers.
Now pay attention to the following, the boss hates it when you all go on chat and ask what the rules are after already being told!

TACTICS:
Meet outside the enemy walls, come dressed as girl scouts and armed with cookies.
Once we are let innocently inside, Fusi drives his tank through the fucking side wall causing a distraction which will give us a window to chuck as many goblins in as possible.
10,000 goblins!
Misteron and George will flank the base with super soakers full of rage and before you know it WE WIN.
BOOM. SEEYA FUCKERS.
TEAM BA BOOYA!

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